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Live! From the studio in St Peter's, follow our 117 contestants battle for righteousness, and the right to be infallable! Will there be women in the running? NUN! See them pray, see them forgive. MASSive entertainment as we eliminate the sinners and choirmasters. There will be friction untill the white smoke rises!

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

The king of Pop(e)


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Originally uploaded by The Prone Ranger.
Michael Jackson mistook his recent non-award as the king of pop for the King of Pope. He is seen here practicing his Jesus stance for his future inauguration. Jackson lists his advantages for the position of Pope as numerous: He is idolised by millions, who already feel he is infallable, he has a taste level that will ensure the Bling of the Vatican is maintained and he comes with choirboys!

If you want to vote for Michael, please dial 0800-POPE-Ilovekids.

posted by Prone Ranger @ 2:36 PM  

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