POPE-EYE, The Saviour, Man!

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Originally uploaded by The Prone Ranger.

I'm Pope-eye the Saviour Man
I'm strong to the finich,
Cause I eats me spinach,
(‘cept Friday it’s always been fish)

I'm Pope-eye the Saviour Man
I'm one tough cardinal gazookus,
Which hates all un-catholic palookas
Wot ain't in the Vatican square,
I biffs 'em and buffs 'em,
An' always prays and lufs 'em
An' none of 'em gets nowhere
(‘Cept hell.)

If anyone dasses to risk me
It's me infallabiffsky
So, keep good behavior
And turn to my soviour,
That's your one life saver
I'm Pope-eye the Saviour Man
I'm Pope-eye the Saviour Man

Madonna - the first female contender

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Originally uploaded by The Prone Ranger.

Once again a pop idol who wants to be a Pope Idol. Madonna; no not the Jesus mother one, the other more popular one; has vast experience at assuming the position. She has been crucified for her beliefs, comes from a strong Catholic background and has appeal to the masses. Her stance on Virginity, and her belief in re-born virgins, is popular amongst the more liberal believers. As the first woman contender she feels that by exploiting her assets she's in with a chance. Also popular with the gay voters, amongst whom she is already an Icon. She will certainly get the smoke rising - black or white!

If you want to vote for Madonna as your POPE IDOL dial 0800-POPE-SEXIDOL

The king of Pop(e)

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Originally uploaded by The Prone Ranger.

Michael Jackson mistook his recent non-award as the king of pop for the King of Pope. He is seen here practicing his Jesus stance for his future inauguration. Jackson lists his advantages for the position of Pope as numerous: He is idolised by millions, who already feel he is infallable, he has a taste level that will ensure the Bling of the Vatican is maintained and he comes with choirboys!

If you want to vote for Michael, please dial 0800-POPE-Ilovekids.

Wash away your sins...Pope on a Rope!

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Originally uploaded by The Prone Ranger.

Let the Pope join you in the shower and wash away your sins! No crevice will go uncleansed, the POPE ON A ROPE will absolve you of any dirt that may be clinging to your evil body. Also good for washing out any foul mouth! Yes, blasphemy is washed away with one good insertion of the POPE ON A ROPE in the mouth. Choirboys endorse it - it really works! Change shower time from masturbation to Mass - debate: A time for you and the Pope. Cleanse your soul, cleanse your mind, and now cleanse your body with POPE ON A ROPE!

Pope on a rope

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